What the fuck is this? I didn't order crap from the free masons or Illuminati.
Oh boy. I do hope if this thread is being followed, your laughing along with me, because I still have about 48 hours to go. Thank god I don't have to be anywhere before then.
Begin forwarded message:
You are receiving this mail in regards of the freemason confraternity of the
whole wide world (FCWWW).
You are moving well in what you are doing but in order to make it easier for
you, we have concluded for you to be a part of us as a member to sign your
life to us and have any thing you need.
Be it any thing in the whole wide world.
You can't refuse us now for it's too late.
Get back to us now for your Illuminati membership Order and also for you to
know more about the ancient ILLUMINA